Yesterday in the Walmart parking lot after an hour of grocery shopping... Me: What the hell? Somebody hit my damn truck! This some bullshit! I know they know they hit this damn truck. Look at my bumper. Its all crumbled up. You see this Sidney? People just dont care. Just hit peoples vehicles and drive off like nothin happened. No note or nothin! You see this? Sidney: Yes, Mama. I see the dent. But thats not your truck... Me: What? Sidney: Yeah... Thats not your truck. Push the little red button thingy on your keychain that you had to push last time cuz thats not your truck. We didnt park right here, Mama. Me: You shole right, Sid. What would I do without you? Sidney: You probably woulda went to jail for stealin them peoples truck. Mama you gettin old. #HeRight #WheresMySocialSecurityCheck? #Smh
Posted on: Thu, 14 Aug 2014 18:33:17 +0000
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