You Know You Live In Texas When: 1. People think wearing leopard print everything is classy. 2. You drive a huge truck. 3. You think its abnormal to not drive a huge truck. 4. You see a fake ball sack hanging from a truck and dont find it abnormal. 5. You know the appropriate time to wear a felt cowboy hat and straw cowboy hats. 6. You might pay your right arm for a pair of boots. 7. Mexican food seven days a week. Is not a bad idea. 8. Your 6th sense is actually the ability to detect the nearest barbecue within a 2 mile radius. 9. The phrase, you all is not nearly as satisfying as yall 10. The volume of your hair is almost as important as the volume of your music. 11. Your belt buckle is likely bigger than your aspirations. 12. Youre probably stuck in traffic because a horse or tractor is 2 cars ahead of you. 13. Oil trucks galore. 14. Youre genuinely shocked that rodeos arent as popular throughout the country. 15. Mums. You know the coronation to them and high school homecomings. 16. You know how to fix a flat tire before you can even drive a toy car. 17. What do you mean people dont two step everywhere. 18. Going to prom is the high point of your high school career. 19. FOOTBALL!! 20. You know the difference between the 4 kinds of dirt on your boot. 21. You cant fathom that Whataburger doesnt exist beyond your state. 22. Ranch dressing is actually part of your diet. 23. It takes you 12+ hours to leave the state. 24. The longest part of your trip. Is leaving Texas. 25. You know that Gruene, Texas is actually pronounced, Green 26. You dont find the town named No Trees strange. 27. Cactus will end you! 28. You may or may not have been hit in the face with a tumbleweed. 29. You can probably name more brands of jeans than you can elements of the Periodic Table. 30. Your holy water is a precise solution of whiskey and beer. #texas #imfunny
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 16:36:11 +0000
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