You Know Youre A Mom When...... 1.you happily sing lullabies and realize that you have a potential singer in you. 2.you judge the quality of a restaurant by the kind of the baby-chairs they have. 3.having 4 hours of continuous sleep seems like a miracle. 4.you know the names of at least 5 different companies of baby diapers. 5.you cannot find time to pee and it takes you 2.5 minutes to finish up shower. 6.your baby immediately poops and starts to cry the moment you sit down to eat. 7.you start to find BabyTV and Telly-Tubbies interesting. 8.“casual wear” means wearing pajamas. 9.your spouse tells you that you smell like baby lotion and mashed bananas. 10.you dig into your purse to look for keys and it takes you 2 minutes to locate them buried under a storm of diaper, baby wipes, pacifier and a little stuffed toy. 11.while changing diaper, you analyze the color and texture of your baby’s poop and don’t find it disgusting. 12.you have tasted the formula milk while dripping it on your wrist to check if the temperature is just right. 13.stains, while folding washed clothes, worry you. 14.anything you see in light pink color reminds you of your baby girl; or anything you see in light blue reminds you of your newborn baby boy. 15.your clothes have stains of stuff you cannot even identify. 16.your average talk-time on phone (which was previously 35 minutes) is now 4 minutes. 17.you start rocking your hands even during sleep. 18.a sneeze by your baby gives you a huge electric shock. 19.you realize the importance of your mother and develop new kind of respect for her. 20.you cannot remember the last time you went to a spa, or for facial.
Posted on: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 15:16:43 +0000