You all should know by now that I have a messy house, and me giving you housekeeping advice would be like Conan OBrien giving you advice on how to be a gangsta, but still, I would like to share my favorite method of cleaning with you. 1. Plug computer into speakers. 2. Turn on the Waters and Burnside Pandora Station, and crank that shit up. 3. Call the kids down. 4. Have a dance party in the kitchen in your housedress. (Pants are not necessary.) 5. Pick up baby, and spin him around and throw him in the air until he giggles so hard he cant breathe. 6. Dance til you cant dance no more. 7. Rest. 8. Realize you need to leave soon. 9. While showering and putting on pants, think up ways to get rich so you can afford a housekeeper. 10. Leave the messy house behind for another day, and another dance party.
Posted on: Wed, 17 Dec 2014 15:41:22 +0000
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