You are a Tamilian Only if ....... 1-You arrive one hour late to a party and find out you are the first one to arrive. 2-You think its perfectly normal to call someone whos 30 years younger than you anna just because hes behind a counter. 3-You wear a suit to a wedding... and you are only 3 years old. 4-The wedding takes an hour and the group pictures take five hours. 5-Your mom and sister together own more jewelry than a Chinese jewelry store. 6-Your parents idea of a vacation is to go down to the temples in India . 7-You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someones house. 8-The second your guests leave the house, your parents start talking about them. 9-You rent a cassette from the grocery store, its been dubbed 6 times... & you return it 3 months later. 10-You go to a Tamil Cultural program only to find one barathanatyam and six hip hop shows. 11-You are somehow related to every new friend you meet. 12-Your remote control is still in its plastic packet. 13-You get a 95% on a test and your parents ask What happened to the other 5%?! 14-You stare at Tamil people when they walk by. 15-You see married couples kissing on TV but have never your Mom & Dad get within 3 feet of each another. 16-Your parents never address each other by name. 17-When you get your first part-time job, your parents expect you to give them half. 18-Your mother has a minor dispute with her sister-in law and doesnt talk to her for 10 years. 19-Your parents say Swiss instead of Switzerland, Germany is German and England is London . 20-you go to a party and your aunt comments on how your skin color has changed. 21-You watch a Tamil wedding tape and all thesongs from Roja are dubbed in it. 22-When the teacher took attendance and there was a sudden pause, you put your hand up and said here. 23-You shortened your name to make it sound Anglo. 24-You have dinner at 10pm. 25-When your parents say BBC they dont mean the news station but your uncle Nathan or aunty Kamala. 26-Its normal for all the relatives to bathe the groom on his wedding day. 27-You KNOW that your promiscuous second cousin on your fathers side is pregnant even before she does. 28-Your aunties tease you about a particularly eligible cousin... & you like it!!! 29-You serve all your guests tea with milk and 5 spoons of sugar. 30-You only stop putting more rice on your guests dinner plate 7 times after they tell you to stop. 31-Anytime you speak back to your parents, you get: I toiled my life for you, and this is how you repay me?! - Naanga eppadi khasta pattathukku nee ithuvum solluvae ithukku melayum solluvae! 32-If you are a girl, you are expected to come home before dark - however if its a son, OK rasa, jaakirathaa poitu vaa... 33-Halfway through your shower you realize that your Head and Shoulders shampoo is gone and has been replaced by Siyakkai shampoo. 34-You walk in to another Tamil familys house and they have the same furniture and dining set as yours. 35- You are a true tamilian if you forward this mail to another tamilian © 2014 Microsoft Terms Privacy & cookies Developers English (United States) {3} {3} {3} {3} {3} {3} Favorite {3} Favorite Skype Messenger Facebook
Posted on: Tue, 02 Sep 2014 01:57:48 +0000
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