You font even know how harf my inner triceratops-loving 5 year-old that is geeking out right now. This clip is everything. Years ago, I was told by someone that my spirit animal is the rhino. The first thing you need to know about rhinos is that they only move forward -- literally. The way their knees are designed, they can only move in a straight direction without looking back. A wonderful metaphor for my life. But whats more, as this clip demonstrates, rhinos are actually sweet and docile. Theyre not herd mammals like gazelles or zebras or buffalo, but everyone knows them at the watering hole. Theyre too much of a presence to ignore, but they scope out the crowd like wallflowers at the prom. They bother nobody. Everyone lets them do their own thing at the coffeehouse -- I mean, at the watering hole. But go head and. cross me -- I mean, cross a rhino. Just try it. We -- I mean, they, only know how to move forward. Rhinos have two settings: Chill and charge. Still and rampage. Step up, and if your crew wants it, they can all get shanked. Guess who I voted for when watching this. No spoilers, but my dude goes all Wolverine berzerker rage and ends up taking on everybody at once, presumably with Shut Up by Trick Daddy playing in his head at top volume. Ive already watched this thing three times. Shane Smith Acey Wasuto Carl Woods II Christian Drake Joe Snyder Connor Smith Michael Seebach Trevor Fraser Jarrod Pope Ian Hannah Chris Jones
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 10:34:15 +0000
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