“You kids don’t cut out that racket back there, we’re gonna drop you off at the next rest stop!” “Why we gotta always sit in the back seat?” “Cause yer not old enough to drive and I gotta navigate.” “Whasat mean?” “It means yore daddy don’t know whur to go unless I read tha road map.” “I knew how to git to the church house ten years ago.” “With my daddy’s shotgun in the small of your back!” “When we gonna git thar?” “We gotta long way to go yet.” “I’m tired a sittin’ in the middle.” “Git your leg off mine!” “Mama, Eddie’s pickin’ his nose.” “DON’T WIPE IT ON THE SEAT!” “We gonna really see the ocean?” “That’s the reason we’s goin’ to Florida, you dope.” “DON’T YOU CALL ME A DOPE YOU PENIS BREATH.” “STOP IT! I swear Morty, the next time you fill up, just leave ‘em by the pump!” “YOU KIDS HOLD IT DOWN BACK THAR!” “Gimme one o’ them brownies!” “YA’LL STAY OUTA THEM BROWNIES, THEY’S FOR LUNCH IF WE EVER FIND SOMEPLACE TO STOP.” “I don’t like ‘menta cheese sandwiches. Why come you didn’t make balony?” “Cheese was cheaper.” “D’you bring potato chips?” “I brought carrot sticks.” “Aw Mama, I hate carrots!” “Me too!” “Me too!” “Then don’t eat ‘em.” “Wha-my-gonna eat with the ‘menta cheese?” “NUTHIN’! I swear Morty, we ain’t never takin’ them on another vacation!” “Didn’t you make any other kinda sandwiches?” “Liver loaf!” “YUCK-A-MIGHTY!” “Wull, don’t eat it then.” “DON’T WORRY!” “We there yet?” “LOOK! We just crossed the Mississippi and we gotta-bouta million miles to go so QUIT ASKIN’!” “Mama, Eddie just…” “EDDIE CHARLES, ROLL UP THAT DAMN WINDER! WHY YOU THINK WE RENTED A CAR WITH AIR-CONDITIONIN’??” “I had to spit out my gum.” “Where’d you get gum?” “Outa the kitchen drawer.” “Gimme some.” “Don’t have no more.” “Mama, make Eddie gimme some gum.” “I TOLD YOU I AIN’T GOT NO MORE!” “HE TOLD YOU HE AIN’T GOT NO MORE!” “HE DOES TOO… I SEE THE WRAPPER HANGIN’ OUTA THE EDGE O’ HIS POCKET!” “IT’S EMPTY YOU NERD! HERE, YOU WANNA EMPTY WRAPPER?” “Mama, can we stop somewhur and git some gum.” “Here, have a Lifesaver.” “What kind is it?” “Butter Rum.” “EWWEE, I hate that flavor! Why you gotta git that?” “CAUSE I LIKE IT!” “Can we git some gum?” “CAN I GIT SOME QUIET! Why doncha’ll play the license plate game?” “Whasat?” “Yeah, whasat?” “Yeah, whasat?” “Don’t you just love that echo. Look for license plates from different states! “What fun is that?” “I’ll time ya. The first one to see thirty different states wins the game.” “Jeez, Harriett, THIRTY?” “Wull, it’ll keep ‘em busy.” “Wha we gonna win?” “Yeah, wha we gonna win?” “A TRIP TO FLORIDA!”
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 18:00:40 +0000
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