You know, these are probably the stupidest movies ever made if you use the stupid factor x market penetration formula, but this review brought me great joy. I had the misfortune of seeing some of the prior Transformers material including the profoundly racist killing off of black robots some of whom couldnt read dat good, and the giant robot assembled from cranes with wrecking balls in such a manner that the talented John Turturro was reduced to announcing I am directly below the enemys scrotum. Another favorite moment was when some people wake up the SR-71 Blackbird in DCs air and space museum then walk outside to magically appear in a desert airplane scrap yard without a bit of explanation. As I read this review of the latest movie I understood the confusion of the reviewers intimately. Also, Mark Wahlberg is a robotics expert.
Posted on: Sat, 28 Jun 2014 04:56:54 +0000