You know you are in turkey: 1 when the lane lines on a road are purely decorative 2 when at least two of the following in your hotel is oit of order: lights, taps, aircon, toilet, windows, hot water, any handle 3 when there are at least three staff in any cafe - all playing backgammon 4 when the freshest air is by the roadside - inside is for smokers 5 when the use of indicators while driving means you are a tourist 6 when there are animals roaming everywhere at thia approximate ratio. Cats 100, chickens/geese 30, dogs 10, turtles 1 7. There is no top sheet on your bed 8 ancient ruins are more plentiful than women in business 9 the beggars drive cars and miraculously disappear outside istanbul 10. where the choice of food is turkish, turkish, turkish, which for a vegetarian means bread and salad, breakfast, lunch and dinner 11 where fortunately the ruins are not, and the people are warmer than their aircon and sheetless beds. Written from my one sheeted bed, without the bedside light, with toilet ovwrflowing after a cold showee
Posted on: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 18:37:35 +0000
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