You might be a right-wing conservative if : You’re irate over the president taking so many vacation days on the taxpayer’s dime (61 thus far); but, you thought George W. Bush earned every minute of his leisure time (196 days at the same point in his presidency). You’re happy with your 40 hour work week, paid vacations and company-provided healthcare; but, you’re strongly anti-union; because those commies haven’t done anything for you lately. You believe when a Republican governor creates a healthcare package with an individual mandate for everyone in his state, that’s a good idea. When a Democratic president does it, suddenly it’s unconstitutional. You believe the wealthiest Americans are “job creators,” and they are — but it doesn’t bother you that all the workers in those positions are in India, China and Malaysia, and they’re doing the jobs that our fathers once did. You believe corporations are people too, and are deserving of the same rights as the rest of us. Just not the same obligations to pay personal income tax free of corporate loopholes, or penalties for massive criminal behavior and tax evasion. In these matters, corporations are deserving of special rights. You believe America is a God fearing country, and that the Almighty protects those who believe just as "you do". But it’s never crossed your mind that the majority of tornadoes, hurricanes and floods all occur in the Bible Belt. You strongly defend individual freedom, but that freedom doesn’t include a woman’s right to decide her own healthcare needs. You believe Ronald Reagan was a devout Christian; even though he hated going to church, but, any president who spends twenty years going to the same Trinity United Church in Chicago must be a Muslim. You believe that no matter who’s in the White House, the office, if not the man himself is deserving of your respect. The only exceptions to this rule; are if his middle name sounds Muslim, and if he’s not at least as white as that black guy who works down in the mailroom at the office.
Posted on: Thu, 15 Aug 2013 17:16:14 +0000
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