Youll feel much better after this.... And then read it again; Youll begin to think Youre a Genius... Remember.......all of them can vote and some of them are already in office. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, cid:058801cda7d3$09b4e300$0a00a8c0@dell (On September 17, 1994, Alabamas Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever, --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, cid:058901cda7d3$09b4e300$0a00a8c0@dell Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I cant help but cry. I mean Id love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. --Mariah Carey ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, cid:058a01cda7d3$09b4e300$0a00a8c0@dell Smoking kills. If youre killed, youve lost a very important part of your life, -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, cid:058b01cda7d3$09b4e300$0a00a8c0@dell Ive never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body, --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, cid:058c01cda7d3$09b4e300$0a00a8c0@dell Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country, --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC . ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, cid:058d01cda7d3$09b4e300$0a00a8c0@dell That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and Im just the one to do it, --A congressional candidate in Texas ... ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, cid:058e01cda7d3$09b4e300$0a00a8c0@dell Half this game is ninety percent mental. --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, cid:058f01cda7d3$09b4e300$0a00a8c0@dell It isnt pollution thats harming the environment. Its the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.. --Al Gore, Vice President ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, cid:059001cda7d3$09b4e300$0a00a8c0@dell I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix . -- Dan Quayle ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, cid:059101cda7d3$09b4e300$0a00a8c0@dell Weve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? --Lee Iacocca ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, cid:059201cda7d3$09b4e300$0a00a8c0@dell The word genius isnt applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, cid:059301cda7d3$09b4e300$0a00a8c0@dell We dont necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people. -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, cid:059401cda7d3$09b4e300$0a00a8c0@dell Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you.. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Traditionally, most of Australia s imports come from overseas. --Keppel Enderbery ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Feeling smarter yet? Send it on to Your brilliant friends. cid:059501cda7d3$09b4e300$0a00a8c0@dell I just did !!
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