Your Tuesday Laughter Is The Medicine posts. 1. On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, this man got a small puppy as a present for his son. Not having time to get the paper work to take the puppy onboard, the man just hid the pup down the front of his pants and snuck him onboard the airplane.. About 30 minutes into the trip a stew noticed the man shaking and quivering. Are you OK, sir? asked the stew? Yes, Im fine. said the man. Sometime later the stew noticed the man moaning, and shaking again.. Are you sure youre alright sir? Yes. said the man, but I have a confession to make. I didnt have time to get the paperwork to bring a puppy onboard, so I hid him down the front of my pants. Whats wrong? asked the stew, Is he not house broken? No, thats not the problem. The problem is hes not weaned yet! 2. Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. How do you account for this? he asked the brothers. Its hereditary, sir, the older one replied. I see, said the doctor, writing in his file. Your fathers the reason for your elongated penises? No sir, our mother. Your mother? You idiot, women dont have penises! I know, sir, replied the recruit, but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best she could. 3. What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. 4. A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin. Do you always carry such heavy luggage? she sighed. No more, the man said. Next time, Im riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 13:58:40 +0000
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