Your Yearly Dementia Test (only 4 questions) Yep, its that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, its important to keep mentally alert. If you dont use it, you lose it! Take this test to determine if youre losing it or not. #1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: bread. If you said toast, just give up now and go do something else. And, try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question #2. # 2. Say silk five times. Now spell silk. What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said milk, dont attempt the next question. Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Womens Weekly or Auto World. However, if you did say water, proceed to Question #3. # 3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks, and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said green bricks, why are you still reading this??? PLEASE, go lie down!!! But, if you said glass, go on to Question #4. # 4. Do not use a calculator for this: You are driving a bus from New York City to Philadelphia. In Staten Island, 17 people got on the bus. In New Brunswick, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on. In Windsor, 2 people get off and 4 get on. In Trenton, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Bristol, 3 people get off and 5 people get on. And, in Camden, 6 people get off and 3 get on. You then arrive at Philadelphia Station. Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!!! Dont you remember your own age?!?! It was YOU driving the bus!!!
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