Your joke for the week enjoy. A couple are dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a taxi, turn on a night light and put the cat out in the back yard. The taxi arrives, and they open the front door to leave. Suddenly the cat they put out scoots back into the house. They dont want the cat shut in there because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes back in. The cat runs upstairs, with the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesnt want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. Hes just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother. A few minutes later the husband gets into the cab. Sorry I took so long, he says, as they drive away. Stupid hag was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard! The taxi driver hit a parked car. Sponsored this week by myomagh/business-directory/item/51/dalys-bar
Posted on: Sat, 25 Jan 2014 18:48:50 +0000
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