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Your network determines your networth. That said, Im musing whether my junior partners have met this man here, or a man whose record breaks his... (By the way, Law is a course with a tradition and that means if Im admitted to the bar before you, you remain my junior. Not to worry though. Ill always buy you lunch after court sessions :) ) 10 amazing facts you probably didnt know about Mr. Ekusi Ekunonoit Lore. He is the commander of the military wing of Turkana youths. He is extremely skilled at gun handling and can assemble and disassemble Kalshnikovs within minutes with a blindfold on. He enabled his whole village survive the immense drought that resulted in the Kenyans for Kenya initiative. He would ride a camel by night to Lake Turkana to collect enough fishes for his village. His story was aired twice by Nation Media and other local media stations. Mr. Lore is married with 3 wives and sits at every important council meeting of Turkana elders. Infact, in his absence, crucial meetings to discuss the future of the county cannot begin. He is Turkana MPs chief advisor. Both for Turkana west and East. Before projects are started in the area, the MP personally calls Lore for advice and suggestions, only delegating the duty to his secretary in very rare occasions. Mr. Lore is the incoming Turkana kingpin. Yeah, yall should be rushing to befriend him before that moment of glory less than 5 years from now. This is because of his bravery, intelligence, philanthropy and great knowledge. In fact, he is unchallenged for the position. At home, during famine, Mr. Lore eats crocodiles for breakfast. Courtesy of his tough personality, he has enabled his community to survive the adverse conditions of Turkana. He organised a group of youths who he awakes at the crack of dawn and dashes with to Lake Turkana before the sunrise to waylay the crocs. When crocs come ashore for the morning bask, the first 5 live their last moments as crocodiles before transmuting to meat for Turkana kids. The bandits of the Nothern region will excuse you if you say, even without proof, that Mr. Lore personally knows you. Our classmate Linus can attest to this courtesy of the several trips he makes to the Nothern frontier for business deals. Mr. Lores love for books has seen him, on a number of occasions, turn down political positions to focus on study. He was entreated by his people to vie unchallenged for the MP seat but he humbly turned it down citing education as the primal priority. Infact, he, just like Babu, is confident of graduating with a first class honours. Mr. Lore is very forgiving. On several occasions he has arrested the people of Pokot stealing his herds but he still let them go, rather than kill them as is the nature. It is in fact rumoured that Mr. Metet is one such benefactor of his mercy. It is said that the few officers that survived the Baragoi massacre only did so after Mr. Lores intervention. Otherwise they were all to be food for vultures. Mr. Ekusi Ekunonoit is the next big thing in SoNU politics after H.E Babu Owino. This is due to his great ability of kupanga kazi. More so, he is very well known and loved in other campuses of The UoN, save for SoL where his influence is greatly spreading. He is said to have the numbers to win any political position by a landslide. His political enemies and opponents fear and envy this guy. In fact, rumours have it that he shall vie unopposed. Simply put, watch (t)his space! #Peace.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 10:31:59 +0000

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