Youre Not A Nigerian If You Didnt Do These Things As A Child« ― If you didnt kill earthworms with salt. ― If you didnt play with rubber bands. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didnt sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed. ― If you didnt go to steal cashew and guava in the next street and the owners dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree. ― if you didnt throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didnt just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didnt act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didnt use your two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didnt write your name on paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it. - If you didnt close the fridge door really slowly to see when the lights went off. - If you never waved at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter - If you never heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees at nights - If you didnt drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didnt play table soccer with bottle cover. -if you never steal a meat 4rm pot. -If you never bath inside bathroom and went out Unclad, with your cloth in ur hands. Then I guess your Childhood wasnt Fun......
Posted on: Mon, 08 Dec 2014 08:11:21 +0000
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