Youre a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel Youre as cuddly as a cactus Youre as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch Youre a bad banana with a greasy black peel! Youre a monster, Mr. Grinch Your hearts an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch I wouldnt touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! Youre a foul one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch Given a choice between the two of youd Id take the seasick crocodile! Youre a rotter, Mr. Grinch Youre the king of sinful sots Your hearts a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch Youre a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce! You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch With a nauseous super naus! Youre a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch Your soul is an appalling dump-heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots! Youre a foul one, Mr. Grinch, Youre a nasty, wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, Stink, stank, stunk!
Posted on: Fri, 15 Aug 2014 18:39:44 +0000
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