Youre from the West Coast when... --You make over $250,000 and still cant afford to buy your own house. --The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone. --The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. --You know how to eat an artichoke. --You drive to your neighborhood block party. Youre from New York when... --You say the city and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan. --You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. --You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but cant find Wisconsin on a map. --You think Central Park is nature. --You think eye contact is an act of aggression. Youre from Colorado when... --You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car. --You tell your husband to pick up granola on his way home and he stops at the day care. --A pass does not involve a football or dating. --The top of your head is bald, but you still have a ponytail. --Your bridal registry is at REI.
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 13:20:01 +0000