Youth of America scenario 2: Dad and mom go celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary, and their daughter Karen, 9, is alone with her little brother and their baby sitter, Jennifer, 17. Karen: Hey Jenny? Jennifer: What is it darling? :) Karen: Where do baby come from? Jennifer: ...Well, you see...uh...you are too young to understand. Karen: Please tell me! Jennifer: No Ill get into trouble. Be a good girl and drop it, okay? Karen: Please, pretty please! Jennifer: ...(Sigh) Alright, come here. (whisper) Karen: Really? Jennifer: Really. Mom and dad arrive around 10:30 and the kids are asleep. Mom: Thanks again Jennifer, you really helped a lot. :) Dad: Thanks, here Jennifer. (hands over money) Jennifer: Thanks Mr. Fletcher. The next day, Jennifer comes in to.baby sit. Jennifer: Hello, Mrs. Fletcher, Mr. Fletcher. Dad/mom: Hello Jennifer. Baby brother: mwahahahaha Dad: Im going to check on the baby. Mom: Okay honey. Dad arrives in the room only to be shocked. Dad: What the...! Karen what are you doing?! Mom and Jennifer run up stairs and see that Karen dressed up as a doctor and theres a turkey baster with frosting with frosting covered all over her brother. Mom: Sweety,.what are you doing? Karen: Making a baby. Dad: Making a baby? Karen, you dont make babies this way. Karen: Thats what Jenny said. Dad.and.mom look at Jennifer. Dad: What did you say to her? Jennifer: ...she was asking where babies came from, I panicked and I didnt know what to tell her. Mom: Well, what did you tell her? Jennifer: I told that you, Mr. Fletcher, was playing.doctor and stuck your needle into Mrs. Fletcher and squeezed out a serum. Then she was born. Dad: So, she thought she.could recreate what you said? Kids believe what you say, so watch what you say because you never know what they will do.
Posted on: Sun, 20 Oct 2013 06:36:08 +0000
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