about twenty or thirty years ago at RC church - I was at a sunday school watching kids being taught - Little girl was never best student in Sunday school. She was always falling asleep in class and getting into trouble. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, ( her name - I wont say) - hehe, who created the universe?” When girl didn’t stir, little boy, who sat in the chair behind her, took a pencil and poked her in the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted little girl and the teacher said, “Very good” and she fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked girl, “Who is our savior?,” but again girl didn’t stir from her slumber. Once again, boy came to the rescue and poked her with his pencil again. “JESUS CHRIST!” shouted girl. “very well done” said the teacher. Then after she fell asleep again the teacher asked girl a third question: “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, boy jabbed her with the pencil. This time girl jumped up and shouted, “I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR A**” the teacher fainted. (true ) while Atataa rivoire was here as priest that time
Posted on: Sat, 20 Dec 2014 21:02:30 +0000