and purely for your entertainment pleasure Liz Edmunds Lynch and the rest of you.........4:00 am alarm goes off, 4:05 am kick the dresser and most likely broke my toe...head to airport, buy a blanket cuz the planes are cold. Waived thru the short line at TSA only to have my hands swabbed and tell me that I alerted, surrounded by three agents who take me to a back room to do a more thorough search.......after 45 minutes and a thorough pat down mauling, clothes all swabbed and wadded up and throw back in my luggage, now im free to go maam sorry our mistake....yea that went well for them. Go to McDs to get some breakfast order a unsweet tea and a egg mcmuffin...get a SWEET tea and a steak burrito...get on the plane for the pilot to say um sorry folks we seem to have a battery not working i stop from screaming out replace IT, finally we are on our way, i cover myself up with my blanket cuz its cold only to end up with purple fuzz all over my freshly dry cleaned outfit...i could have filled in for a Barney show! Cab driver gets lost on the way to the office, finally get there to only be served a veggie wrap for lunch. Check into the hotel, tv is broke and no limes for my corona.....yea great freeking day
Posted on: Tue, 03 Jun 2014 00:49:25 +0000
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