ating Jokes - Genie in a bottle One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didnt see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out The genie said, For your kindness I will grant you a wish, but only one. The man thought for a minute and said, I have always wanted to visit Hawaii but have never been able to because Im afraid of flying and ships make me seasick. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii. The genie thought for a minute and said, No, I dont think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved: the pilings needed to hold up the highway, how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. No, that is just too much to ask. The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, Well, there is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand my girlfriend. What makes her laugh and cry, why is she temperamental, why is she so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes her tick? The genie considered for a few minutes and said, So, do you want two lanes or four? Back to Contents Dating Jokes - Dumb Girlfriend Girl calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over, I need help urgently! I bought a jigsaw puzzle, and I cant even start it. Her boyfriend asks, What is it supposed to be when its finished? The girlfriend replies, According to the picture on the box, its a big chicken. Her boyfriend hurries over to find the puzzle spread over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box. Turning to his girlfriend he says, First of all, no matter what we do, were not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a chicken He takes her hand and says, Secondly, Id advise you to relax. Lets have a cup of coffee, and then he sighs, lets put all these Corn Flakes back in the box Awomen suspected that her boyfriend was cheating on her, so she bought a gun. She went to his apartment that same day, with the pistol in hand. Sure enough, when she opened the door, she found her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. Overcome with grief, she put the gun to the side of her head. Her boyfriend screamed, Honey, dont do it... The women yelled back, Shut up! Youre next! Back to Contents Dating Facts Ten Interesting Dating Facts Mirroring someones body language, often impresses a date because it subtly suggests interest to the other person. Last than 10% of what he a man says makes up a womens first impression of him. Four out of 10 workplace dating relationships result in marriage. Bad breath and bad teeth are an instant turn-off for most potential dates. On average, daters will kiss on the second date. Psychologists have concluded thst most people make a decision regarding a persons attraction within three seconds of meeting. In the U.S the third week in September is National Singles Week. Even before a man speaks, the way he stands counts for over 80% of womans first impression. The biggest date blunder is showing up late. Italian food is one of the most popular restaurants for a first date. A-Z of Facts
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