courtesy : Partha Banerjee Breaking news: BJP and RSS secretly tried to convert Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi to Hinduism. RSS sent a delegation to Syria-Iraq border to convince al-Baghdadi to accept Hinduism. al-Baghdadi initially refused to do so because he prefers to chop heads than to clean toilets. Apart from that he also said that the name printed on the ration card was derogatory because his Hindu name printed on the card was Ab hoon bekar instead of Abu Bakr. BJP leader Sakshi Maharaj tried to convince him by saying, If Nathuram Godse can be a patriot, why cant you be a Hindu nationalist?. UP Governor also tried to convince al-Baghdadi that he can contribute immensely to the effort of building a Ram temple in Ayodhya once he converts to Hinduism to which Baghdadi replied, How many houris will I get for that?. This query has been sent to Asaram Bapu who is currently spending his days in a jail. Further investigation has revealed that Abu Bkr al-Baghdadi has expressed interest in establishing a Hindu Rashtra in India because his idea of making Islamic State is in tatters. But he has 5 conditions: 1) He will not wear khaki knickers. He will wear black knickers 2) He wants to marry Gita and produce at least 6 children 3) He wants to pay tribute to Osama bin Laden in Lok Sabha 4) He must be provided with beef imported from Nepal 5) Since he is being hunted by CIA he needs an ancient Indian plastic surgery to have a face-lift. BJP and RSS have accepted the first 4 conditions. The negotiation is now hanging on the 5th point.
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 05:09:52 +0000
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