cute joke du jour...lol One morning at a doctor’s surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him” OK, what happened to your back?” The patient replies “You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself.I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back” The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said “My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?” He replied, “You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge.” The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients do.. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, “What the hell happened to youuuuuu…..?” “Well I was sitting in a fridge & some asshole threw it off the 3rd floor balcony...
Posted on: Mon, 25 Aug 2014 14:27:58 +0000
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