dear santa...if you could just forget about that letter i sent you last year and maybe the other half dozen or so that some how have all been returned to sender ...you see...i know you got them all...they were returned with postage paid from a stamp marked with the letters np...and dont think i dont know you opened them cause the silly putty you used to seal them back up doesnt work like elmers glue...what i wanted to say is...well...i finally saved that money we talked about and im ready to send you a check... if you would please send me your correct address instead of that po box you gave me last time somewhere down in the caribbean, then we might have just enough time to work that little deal and fix the damages to the sleigh incurred last year when you landed on my neighbors roof...i really am sorry about all that...i didnt know what that one button on the panel was with the snow flake on it but im sure headed buckled up before i pushed it...again,i apologize for the damages and tell mrs claus im still waiting to hear from the window guy before my insurance company will release that check...well...thats about all for this year...maybe we get on the list foe next year...or at least by following...merry christmas everybody...
Posted on: Sat, 20 Dec 2014 15:29:42 +0000
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