;) definition of marriage:(insert David Attenborough narrative). When two spouses in the tenth yr marriage cycle reach communication failure and each use current technology to correspond whilst in the same proximity. Rather than follow the ritual of a Tarrantula and digest her spouse, she opts to abuse him via email telling him she loathes him. The smart ass male terantula replies via email with the following response. Your dumb ass would order a salad without the lettuce. Hence why the female ears the male, bahahahah!
Posted on: Wed, 03 Jul 2013 10:53:57 +0000