friend: what happened to all the girls in oc? me: pregnant. engaged. married. friend: man. they all disappeared. me: dont worry. at our age, this is the first round of divorce. theyll gradually keep getting divorces and continue the cycle. its like timed release. friend: like adderall. me: yeah. like adderall. slowly but surely. friend: maybe i should start dating younger. me: and what? talk about their sorority and the new djs theyre fist pumping? friend: ah fck.
Posted on: Mon, 29 Sep 2014 02:44:40 +0000