gapflabbar och mår bra av en komiker som lattjar med språket och understryker hur alla jävlar tar så hemskt illa upp av precis allting. --- Här är texten till låten [men lyssna/se på klippet samtidigt]: I was riding on the tube And the chick was being rude She got up in my face With her Chavvy attitude As the doors were opening And I got up to leave I called her a loser She said you can’t say that to me Cause I’m a gay, black, thirty-something One-legged, blind, midget pole-dancer With a tumor And I said Sorry Lalalalalala Lalalalalala Now, I was standing in this shop And this jerk-o jumped the queue I tapped him on the shoulder Said what do you think you are doing? He laughed and he sneered And for everyone to see I called him a prick He said you can’t say that to me Cause I’m a deaf, bi, Asian, teenager Albino Hindu, dancer instructor with a lisp And I said Oh Thorry I’m walking down the road And I come up to this crossing Some munchkin in a car Thought that I was only dossing And so when I went to cross He didn’t stop and nearly hit me I called him a twat He said you can’t say that to me Cause I’m a mute And I said Pardon That’s the trouble with the world today You’ve got to be so careful About everything you say I should keep my mouth shut That’s the safest bet If I’ve offended you already You ain’t seen nothing yet I got home really late And my girlfriend she was griping And I was so annoyed I couldn’t take anymore sniping She flew into a rage And threw a slipper at me She called me an asshole I said you can’t say that to me Cause I’m A Short, cross-eyed, braces wearing, Pimply, ginger, virgin, Spineless, mental chap, with a limp, yeah Cause I’m a web-fingered, bald, Italian, Chinese, muslim With alopecia and really bad breath, yeah Cause I’m a lonely single father With a pin in his hip Ex-army, cross-dresser in a turban, I’m a single Scottish poet Who is too old for TV I’m stupid I’m fat And I’m ugly And she said Blah blah Blah blah blah blah --- https://youtube/watch?v=k9lAfgTeTEA
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