hat is the best way to keep food bills down? Use a paperweight! What kinds of keys cant open a door? A Turkey, Donkey, or a Monkey. Why did the man take off his door bell? He wanted to win the NoBell prize! What is the center of gravity? The letter V. Why did the man take off his door bell? He wanted to win the NoBell prize! What did the the tie say to the hat? You go on a head, Ill just hang around. What Question must you always answer yes to? What does Y-E-S spell? What do you call a bear without an ear? B Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Taking a bite and finding a half of a worm in the apple! Why do surgins wear masks? If somebody makes a mistake nobody will know who did it. Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? To the retail store. Why isnt your nose twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot! Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. Why did the doctor tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? Because she didnt want to wake the sleeping pills! Why did they put a fence around the cemetery? People were dying to get in! Why didnt the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with! Why does a giraffe eat so little? Because little goes a long way! Why were the little ink drops crying? Because papa was in the pen and no one knew how long the ‘sentence’ would be. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. What kind of flower do you have between your nose and your chin? Tulips.
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