https://youtube/watch?v=X0jSho3WN9I Coming in at #2 on Sammi the Ferrets top 31 horror movies of all time is none other than Sorority House Massacre II. If this seems like a rather random or odd choice to be this high on the countdown, chances are you havent watched it. This is one of the most blatantly over the top and outrageous movies ever created. And it all comes down to 2 names you will remember forever upon watching this movie just once: Clyde Hockstedder and Orville Ketchum. And trust us when we say their characters live up to the names! A sorority is in the market for a new sorority house but like most college students, their funds are rather limited. Surprisingly, they are able to get a pretty nice house for their limited bucks. But there is a catch of course. Just a few years before, good old Clyde Hockstedder murdered his entire family inside the house with a power drill. Well 5 of the girls head over to the house to start setting things up nice and pretty. If they werent sure whether the Hockstedder tale was urban legend or the truth, next door neighbor Orville Ketchum comes over to ensure they know the brutal details. Just Google image Orville Ketchum and see what comes up. You can tell just based off of a still shot alone how ridiculous Mr. Ketchum is going to be. After telling his story, he promptly reaches into his crotch area and hands the girls the keys to the basement. Thats where ol Hockstedder kept his tools. Anyhow, after a bit of tidying up, the girls all get naked and take long, drawn out, and very unnecessary showers just for the hell of it. They then attempt to summon old Hockstedder from the spirit world using a Ouija Board. And old Hockstedder is more than happy to oblige! Unknowingly to the rest of the girls, the spirit of Hockstedder possesses one of the girls who subsequently kills off the remaining one by one. And just in case you didnt know they were dead, a ketchup bottle squirts ridiculously fake blood after every kill scene. Our good friend Orville knows something is adrift and goes over to investigate like the kind hearted man he is. The only problem is the surviving girls think Orville is the killer! Poor Orville is stabbed repeatedly, drowned in a toilet bowl, choked out, etc. But Ketchum doesnt die! Ketchum reaches down for that inner strength (like the New York Giants do any time they play the Patriots in the Superbowl) and kills the spirit of Hockstedder once and for all. Or at least until a few months later anyway (See Hard To Die, which was #8 on this countdown). Orville is awarded for his valiant effort by being shot multiple times with heavy duty firepower by cops who mistakenly think he is the one responsible for the carnage. One cop in particular, Detective Jurgen Baum, always seems to have a hard-on against Ketchum throughout the movie. In the end, it is Jurgen Baum who shouts the infamous last line upon checking Ketchums pulse, someone call an ambulance....this mans still alive!
Posted on: Thu, 30 Oct 2014 15:01:09 +0000