husband texts to wife on cell.. Hi, what r u doing Darling? Wife: Im dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types Sweet Heart, how can I live without U? Wife: U idiot! Im dying my hair.. Husband: Bloody English Language! An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: Where d Hell Are You ...? Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didnt Have Money That Time n I said Baby Itll Be Yours 1 Day ... O:) Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love! Husband: I m in the Pub Just Next To That Shop A Special Package for Business An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wifes Ticket Free. After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...Which Trip? Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, dont discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband: what did the doc say ? Wife:- .No chance for u to survive An intelligent wife ....An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Cant Afford Another Women New SIM to surprise her husband...... Woman Buys A New Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: Hello Darling The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen.. Cool message by a wife......... Cool Msg by a woman: Dear Mother-in-law, Dont Teach me how 2 handle my children, Im living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement Sweet demand by kid ....... A Sweet demand by a kid. A kid was beaten by his mom. Dad came n asked - what happen son? Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own. Lion bounced on wife In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santas wife. WIFE: Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA: Yes, Yes. Im changing d battery of my camera.. I will think about it ....... When a married man says Ill think about it, What he really means that He doesnt know his wifes opinion yet.. Habit of talking in sleep ..... A Lady to Doctor: My husband has habit of talking in sleep! what shud i give him to cure? Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen he z awake Part & Art of living ...... Having WIFE Is A Part Of Living... But Having GIRLFRIEND Along With The WIFE Is Art Of Living. What is the Difference between Mother & Wife? ........... What is the Difference between Mother & Wife? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so. Husband, wife & spare tyre ......... HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle. If 1 punctures, the vehicle cant move further Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE... Similarity between chewing gum & begum....... Whats the similarity between chewing gum & begum (wife) ?? Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku (sticky) in the end.. Too late for garbage ......... Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt. What if you dont see me for 2 days? A man came home late at night after a party. His wife yelled: how would you feel if you dont see me for two days? The man couldnt believe his luck: that would be great! Monday passed and he didnt see her...... Tuesday and Wednesday passed too..... On Thursday his swelling became better And now he could see her from the corner of one eye. Why women starts with W ........ You know why women starts with W... because all questions start with W.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!! NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN ......... Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN. Recently fired stock trader.............. A recently fired stock trader said ... This is worse than divorce... I have lost everything & I still have my wife.. Message of the year Message of the year:- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Posted on: Sat, 23 Nov 2013 10:38:02 +0000
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