i know no one posts on Facebook anymore, but i this is something i REALLY need to express. So for years I have struggled with my identity. I have always felt as if i should not have been born a female, but i should have been born a frog. Fortunately, they perform surgeries to transform people into frogs, but as you would think, it is expensive. I have already transformed by tongue into a frog tongue so that I can eat the only food I ever crave: flies. I cannot explain to you the sensation of being able to capture your own food with the extension of your tongue. It gives me such a rush. Next transformation would be my legs; I would like to be able to jump great distances, and with frog legs, I could do this. I live for the day I can have webbed feet and have guppies rather than human, sinful babies. So all Im asking is that you donate to my cause at turnclareintoafrog.org. I want to finally feel like a part of something, and the frog community is the ONE AND ONLY community that I am comfortable in. If you have any further questions, text me or call me. This is a serious matter and I beg that you dont joke about it.
Posted on: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 06:16:26 +0000
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