i was walking out of work (YogaWorks) this fine evening when a greatly in shape older handsome man was chatting to my co-worker at the front desk while i validated my parking ticket. I hate parking in that damn parking garage because every time that valet man points out another dent ive rightly earned on my Jeep . . . i feel embarrassed. Anyways - this Tall handsome man says to my co-worker ALEX who knows more about under beards and hair products then i do, but hes a dude you know - so the tall man says to him; yadi yada yada Tight End. Alex: ohh uHHHH . . . Alex is my cool friend, we drink wheatgrass and work together so i got his back like a chriroPraCtK . . . so, i finish Alexs sentence/response for him . . . Me: Oh you all talking football? Tall MAN thinking hes MAN: Yeah Macho stuff you shouldnt worry your pretty little head about it?? Me: FOOTBALL, though - youre talking football tho - right? MAN: YUP. Me: OH i played that. MAN: what like power puff? ME: PRO, arena, full tackle, 7 v 7, both sides of the ball, free safety/wide receiver, kamikaze special teams kick off/punt return . . . what you play? MAN: uhhhmmmmm mmmuiHHHHWide Receiver ME: Whats your favorite Route to run? VERY MANLY silence . . . i lost him at Kamikaze .. . you know - macho talk . . . i skipped to the door sideways swinging my long blonde hair behind me. [Wheel ROUTE . . . my favorite route is the wheel and the short 5s - ins & outs .. . those are my FAVORITE.]
Posted on: Sat, 27 Sep 2014 05:54:08 +0000
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