is that cabbage i smell? its the eye of the tiger the king of the cabbage. Do you ever feel like a cabbage bag? i do. sometimes. all of the time. very frequently, never. i never touched the salami with a bare fingernail. i will bury my cheese and take the pickle out of the jar just for you my love. I absolutely hate windows. people look through them thats why windows remind me on toenails. i look through my toenails and guess who i see. brenda. i call my soul brenda because it just means a lot to me. ive never farted in public and yes, i do intend to. my moms knees look like parsnips so i told her that i needed a new haircut. when i grow old i want my hair to be so long, so then i can get mistaken for a women in her 30s and sway it around and maybe poke my finger in the air and say thats what you want isnt it boys then ill poke my ancient tooth out and touch my whispering eye with my hamstring. you know who i hate, mr magowski. I dont actually know anyone who has that name but if i ever find someone that does have that name i bet you a tenner id hate them. I always imagine myself in a brown leaf tossing and turning like a fried egg. oh no i was meant to go to the post office earlier to collect my shoe cos i left it there a few weeks ago and then the lady there sent me an email and it said is this your shoe its really big and i thought oh yes thats my big shoe cos i couldnt find it anywhere at home cos i normally keep it in the cupboard under the kitchen sink and i could not find it there for a few days. On halloween i dressed up as a goat/carrot and i made my costume out of pumpkin tears ( i thought this would give it a more personal and edgy feel to it) but whenever i think about it my eye twitches vigorously so i dont want to think about it for much longer. i have made the decision that when i next buy a tooth brush that i want it to be green so it blends in with my tongue dont ask any questions cos ill just get upset. On tuesday i went to this circus in Argentina and i bought a shark but it wasnt a real one because it has a battery in it but i brought it home to give to my mother for a present and she got really angry cos she thought it was a real dolphin and she hates meat cos she is a vegetarian
Posted on: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 11:45:08 +0000
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