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laugh of the day: a man dies and goes to heaven at the pearly gates he comes across st. peter . the man looks at a roll of clocks , and ask st.peter what are those clocks for st.peter answers they are lie clocks oh the man replies and whos clock is that one ? oh thats mother Teresa clock it has not moved so that tells us she never said a lie. and who does that one belong to oh that one be long to Abraham Lincoln you see that it moved twice so that tells us he lied twice ...... oh so where is Obamas clock asked the man oh god is using it for a ceiling fan..... lol....
Posted on: Wed, 16 Oct 2013 02:11:49 +0000

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