lol check this out... :v Killer Status Updates of the Year 2014. :v :v . . . . 1. When friends are duck, days are fyu. 2. Me n my girl preparing 2 go 2 Sunturn for lunches 3. 0scar pitorias is going behind bus! 4. Guys what can u do if your husband is short? 5. Jst mic being raped in his arms…I truly love de man 6. OMG,he bought me flours.... 7. I hate guys with low sleves of steam.... 8. If your parents neva had children, chances r u wont either.. 9. Let me bath the dishes before I slept... 10. I am my mothers ony female daughter...... 11. I miss my mom and dead... 12. Let me wash de tv 13. The bar is not opened bcos it is closed. 14. Eish I feel pain everybody 15. Life is gooder nowadays 16. If u maked aboshen b4, shamebon u! wena u can be happy if yo mum aboshed u?? 17. Do you screen when you rich the climate? 18. The feneral for nelson mandela is when? 19. Do you biliv in badimo (unsisters) ? 20. SA it’s boring, maybe if I can go 2 anada contries lyk Durban or cape town # thinkinghard 21. Who cares if Kanye West is dating Kim Quotation.... 22. I hate it when people are eating tea and they make that weird sound like hlwi hlwi 23. Shout up to my cstar she finish skool (metrik) 24. Please call : dont calme. 25.Me n boo!! We are Drunk in Laugh 26.It is wel with my soil. 27.Mina I steel think the girl which is smoke is Ten 0ff 28.my Hubby buys me a Valentine Perfome 29.My sick is getting west. 30.My nose is roadblocked and air is not walked in and 0ut. 31.Plese prey for me # Said_Face . 32.I am not Suprice Zuma is not Education. 33.What doesnt kill you make you Tsonga. 34.Babe just hold on we are going on. 35.I am 22years to be born and no Mallied no Childish. 37.You only Live wants. 38. I want My first Son to be a Boy! 39. I just want to say thanks to My Mom and Dad and My Parents! 40. its a mess sure!! if we all death who will funeral us?? 41. I am not afraid of IBOLA i can play soccer moes. 42.Eix I felled Englesh and Meths. 43.My grandma hes death to Funerals. 44.mxm!! My phone is not 0ning idnt know why the problem. 45. tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father. 46. zero is better than nothing! 47. For sail washing machen & dick freezer. 48. i dont here you talk too much. 49. Are you twins because you look together 50. these hoes aint Lawyers. 51. Give me a blue pen of any colour. 52.Pick up the paper and fall in dustbin. 53.you look together, are yu twins? 54. i have two daughter : both are girls. 55.Im craving for an orage juice with a guava flavour 56. you three girls, both of u come here and follow me. Im right behind you. 57. i will like to thank my folks, not forgetting my parents 58. I woke up dead 59. I have a financial problen of money 60. i never hurt people internationally 61.they are eating jealous of me 62.last week, Nutty was dead and recoved in hospital. 63.close the window, this weather is coming inside. 64.my favorite tea is coffee 65.he was involved in a car accident of airplanes. 66.Dont stand in front of my back. 67. god is washing those spending roomers about me. 68. Eish this sun heat the head all 69. Im heting it when it is fraday and not heving evin 1 cents at my pockets and I drunk too much I think I must go and catch suit to someone. 70. Stomach is hurting me, Im not been sleeping yoh it runs me to the toilet after every 5 minute. RIP ENGLISH... :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D LOLS What is wrong with your problem.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 09:10:44 +0000
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