man goes to the doctors, had a bad headache for a long long time, after many tests and examinations hes told his testicles are squeezed together, the only thing is to have them removed, after much thought he agrees and has them removed, when he comes round from the operation his headaches gone, on the way home he feels so good he decides on some new clothes, as he goes to the menswear shop he tells the assistant he wants a suit, the assistant says a 42 jacket and trousers length 32, the man says thats right, the assistant says and a shirt 16 collar, the man says spot on, and shoes size 10, the man tells the assistant hes brilliant to know the sizes exactly, the assistant says what about underwear as youve had everything else, the man says ok, the assistant says size 38, the man says youre wrong this time, I have size 34, the assistant says no 38, if you have 34 itll squeeze your testicles together and give you terrible headaches
Posted on: Tue, 04 Nov 2014 00:43:25 +0000
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