matutuwa kayo dito absuwelto kayong mga gaya ko...hahahha THE 12 RULES OF DIETING: 1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories, 2. If you drink diet soda with a candy bar, the diet soda cancels out the calories in the candy bar, 3. When you eat with someone else, calories dont count if you do not eat more than they do, 4. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER counts, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast, & Sara Lee cheesescake, 5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner, 6. Movie-related foods do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of ones personal fuel, 7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. THe process of breaking cause calorie leakage, 8. Things licked-off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something, 9. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. (ex. spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushroom and mashed potaoes) 10. Chocolate is a universal color and maybe substituted for any other food color, 11. Anything consumed while standing has no calories. This is due to gravity and density of the caloric mass, 12. Anything consumed from someone elses plate has no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to his/her plate (we all know how calories like to cling). And one for the road: Fatty foods are like destiny. They, too, shape our ends.
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 16:29:10 +0000