my life: i have junk everywhere. EVERYwhere!!! im down-sizing just a bit at The Hillsboro Antique Mall, and spreading to my ADDitional location at Cedar Chest Antique Mall... i have boxes and baskets and crates and bags full of EVERYthing, EVERYwhere - this morning i tripped over a drawer i have filled to move things in, turned around and tripped over a toolbox i have filled to move OTHER things in... and landed in a laundry basket i have full of laundry soap and concrete letters! THEN theres some of the REST of my life: the expiration date on your debit card is inDEED valid. dont do like i did, and figure that out AT THE GAS STATION - with your gas light ON - and your NEW debit card sitting somewhere in the black hole of JUNK that is your living room. the game of gas light chicken, which is usually SO exhilarating, becomes a tad more... interesting. *throwing my hands up in the air and yelling VICTORY IS MINE ONCE MORE!* my flip flops didnt match until i went searching for my new debit card and realized that fact (no wonder the gas station people were looking at me funny - one was turquoise, one was kitty cat print!), i have NO idea where i stashed my lap top cord in my laundry room (dont ask.)... and its not even 11am yet. on the PLUS side - i started laughing at the gas station - and ive been giggling uncontrollably ever since. i need to come up with a theme song for today - or a plot twist in my this is my life movie. HAVE A HAPPY FRIDAY!!! if youre not busy, i have some junk you can move...
Posted on: Fri, 02 May 2014 15:37:08 +0000
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