my mister: Whats wrong? me: I aint gonna lie. Im a grumpy ass - TopicsExpress



          

my mister: Whats wrong? me: I aint gonna lie. Im a grumpy ass mofo right now. my mister: Well, baby, I figured that out on my own. {I aggressively frown.} my mister: Is this the part where you sigh and say something irreverent about the length of our marriage? me: No, this is the part where I punch you in the throat. my mister: Its always hard to tell which part happens next. me: Thats just my little way of keepin our relationship fresh after 22 years of you pretending not to notice my mood swings and me pretending not to notice your ear hair. my mister: There she is!
Posted on: Mon, 18 Aug 2014 23:53:22 +0000

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