π pOst oF tHe dAy.. β¨ Why do we sometimes write etc at the end in the exam? bcoz it means... E- End of T- Thinking C- Capacity. ππππππππ How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wifes Mind 4 u ? Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying.. I Luv u too (GAME OVER!) π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬ When do you know u r in love ? Ans : When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan ππππππππ What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age? Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers. In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers. π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’ Why is Facebook such a hit ? It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own. ππππππππ A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE? The Best Answer : Why d Hell Should I recognize ? ππππππππ V Pronounce 22 as Twenty Two, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as Forty Four, 55 as Fifty Five, Why not 11 as Onety One? Doubt By last bench association. ππππππππ What is the diff between GHAZAL & LECTURE ? Every word spoken by the girlfriend is GHAZAL and Every word spoken by wife is LECTURE πΌπΌπΌπΌπΌπΌπΌπΌ Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly? think...think..think... Ans : U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly. π²π²π²π²π²π²π²π² What will be the girls name born on 1st of APRIL ? Guess Guess Guess Guess Ans : FOOLAN DEVI.. πΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉ Why does d bride & groom exchange garlands at d time of wedding..... Bcoz they say to each other affectionately that : DARLING NOW U R DEAD... ππππππππ What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles. ππππππππ Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ? Ans 100% Attendanzzz πΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆ Teacher: What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI & TSUNAMI ? Pappu : HIMAMI is Face Wash, TSUNAMI is Total Wash.! π±π±π±π±π±π±π±π± When you are in love, Wonders happen. But once you get married, You wonder, what happened. πππ ππππ Philosophy of marriage : At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD.. Later, somehow dont know why.. alphabets get reversed.. ππππππππππ Dont laugh alone. Share it on.....π
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