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A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the
A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favour?” “Of course you may. What can I ...

A teacher was taking his class of 12 year olds, and he asks them
A teacher was taking his class of 12 year olds, and he asks them Can anyone tell me what part of the body increases to 10 times its normal size when s...

Mother was out, and dad was in charge. She was maybe 2 1/2 years
Mother was out, and dad was in charge. She was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given her a little tea set as a gift, and it was one of her favorite...

Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing
Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The first says, I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last...

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, �...

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows...

Son:Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome
Son:Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl! Father: Thats great son. Who is she? Son: Its Sandra, the neighbors daughter Father: O...

A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes
A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says, “Hey, Giraffe...