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y did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife
y did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didnt wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work an...

English class: Teacher: What is a Verb? Akpos: A Verb is a
English class: Teacher: What is a Verb? Akpos: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. Teacher: What are you saying? Akpos: It is a complete sentence...

During Akpos’ wedding reception, he was called upon to give
During Akpos’ wedding reception, he was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests, and proceeded as follows: 1. I want to first of all th...

COURSE TITLE: Love Mathematics. COURSE CODE: GMS122. All
COURSE TITLE: Love Mathematics. COURSE CODE: GMS122. All question carry equaL marks. TIME: 2hrs, 30minutes. 1. If a GirL is in LOve fOr 10years and at...

A girl sent this to her boyfriend after he dumped her: Dear
A girl sent this to her boyfriend after he dumped her: Dear Boyfriend, You cant just dump me by saying its over, I wont believe you. I want the foll...

Ask a GIRL what her man does for her and shell tell you: He pays
Ask a GIRL what her man does for her and shell tell you: He pays my bills, Gets my hair done, Gives me money when I need it, and Takes care of me. As...

Akpos suffered a very serious heart attack and had
Akpos suffered a very serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He woke up later to find himself in the care of reverend sisters at a Catholic hosp...