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One day, Oprah Winfrey was looking around her room and said,
One day, Oprah Winfrey was looking around her room and said, Damn my room is ugly! So Oprah called up her interior decorator and asked her to come an...

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks i...

Three men went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the
Three men went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack tables, the best friends decided to stay off the strip in a not so lavish hot...

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came ...

An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial
An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the dish a...

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, I don t feel like it. I just want you to ...