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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, We only have one rule here in heaven: dont step on the ...

According to todays regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who
According to todays regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s or even the early 80s, probably shouldnt have surv...

Christmas or Christmas Day (Old English: Crīstesmæsse, meaning
Christmas or Christmas Day (Old English: Crīstesmæsse, meaning Christs Mass) is an annual festival commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ, observed...

Are you feeling old? If not, consider this: The people who are
Are you feeling old? If not, consider this: The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1980. They have no meaningful...

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly aga...

A guy dressed as a panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a
A guy dressed as a panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a meal. After eating he pulls out a gun, shoots the place to the ground, and runs awa...

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People --
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is...

TO: GOD FROM: THE DOG Dear God: Why do humans smell the
TO: GOD FROM: THE DOG Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we s...