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A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, Lets talk. Ive heard that flights go quicker ...

A girl came skipping home from school one day. Mommy, Mommy, she
A girl came skipping home from school one day. Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but ...

Son: Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I
Son: Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I dont know what Politics is.Father: Well, lets take our home as an example. I am the bre...

Big Bob, a strapping lad standing 6 ft 5 went to his local Doctor
Big Bob, a strapping lad standing 6 ft 5 went to his local Doctor and said, Doctor, Ive got a problem, but if youre going to treat it, first youve got...

Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated
Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out...

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $5.00 Checking ...

There was once an old farmer whose only virtue was 3 beautiful
There was once an old farmer whose only virtue was 3 beautiful daughters. One night, they were all going out on dates with their respective beaus. The...

There once was an Indian whose given name was Onestone, so named
There once was an Indian whose given name was Onestone, so named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call h...

Wally gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says “Where
Wally gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says “Where the hell have you been?” Wally replies “I was out getting a tattoo!” “A tat...