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Three Southerners and three Yankees are traveling by train to a
Three Southerners and three Yankees are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Yankees each buy a train ticket and watch as the...

The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered
The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away his fu...

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities ...

s up, dawg! ;) April Fools Pranking Tips At Home: Swap
s up, dawg! ;) April Fools Pranking Tips At Home: Swap newspapers: Youd have had to start planning for this from the previous year, and itll work ...

s up, dawg! ;) Top 10 Accident excuses 10. My truck was
s up, dawg! ;) Top 10 Accident excuses 10. My truck was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle. 9. I hit a stationary truck that was com...

Hey guys sup! ;) Elderly Proposal There were these two
Hey guys sup! ;) Elderly Proposal There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They ...

After I resigned from work, my wife insisted that I accompany her
After I resigned from work, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the shopping mall. Unfortunately, like most men, I find shopping ...

s up, dawg! ;) Elderly Mathematics Three elderly men are at
s up, dawg! ;) Elderly Mathematics Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, What is three times th...