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Dear girl, I heard you like bad boys. Those guys who act like
Dear girl, I heard you like bad boys. Those guys who act like they dont care about you, which makes you try harder to make them like you. Those guys ...

A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs
A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow. Th...

A father and son went to see a doctor since the father was getting
A father and son went to see a doctor since the father was getting very ill. The doctor told the father and son that the father was dying from cancer....

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to ta...

A wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his
A wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday...At The Club, The Doorman Says, Hi Jim, How are You?The wife asks, How does he kno...

Wife : I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went
Wife : I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars.Husband : How about the o...