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Umamin si girl na crush niya si boy. Girl: you know what, i
Umamin si girl na crush niya si boy. Girl: you know what, i really like you. Boy: are you still a virgin? Girl: no. Boy: yuck! Ang bata mo pa! Nas...

Girl: ayaw ko na break na tayo! Boy: bakit naman? Girl: puro ka
Girl: ayaw ko na break na tayo! Boy: bakit naman? Girl: puro ka fb pag nasa bahay ka imbis na sakin ka naka focus! Siguro nangbababae ka! Boy: hind...

Boy:Babe, sorry na. Girl: ? Boy: Sorry na please. Di ko na
Boy:Babe, sorry na. Girl: ? Boy: Sorry na please. Di ko na uulitin. Girl: K. Boy: I love you. Wag ka na magalit please? Girl: K. Text you later. ...

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d really love to be ten again” she replied wistfully. On the morning of her birthda...

Gf: huhuhu Bf: bakit? Gf: panget daw ako Bf: totoo naman
Gf: huhuhu Bf: bakit? Gf: panget daw ako Bf: totoo naman eh! Gf: ganun? Sige! Break na tayo! Bf: wag! Gf: bakit? Pangit ako sayo diba? Bf: ayok...