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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital wearing an oxygen
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surg...

Letters to the council Some of this is nearly English:
Letters to the council Some of this is nearly English: Sentences in letters written to councils in the UK 1.. Its the dogs mess that I find ...

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See I...

A father passing by his sons bedroom was astonished to see that
A father passing by his sons bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, ...

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss,
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees’ well being, asked sympathetically, “What’s...

A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, “I just have
A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, “I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.” The clerk says it will be $100,...

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish
A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. Its the first time theyve flown together, and an a...